Barnsley Chops
- Barnsley does ‘Chops’ better than it does Porn!
- Soft juicy and succulent these Barnsley Chops are just waiting to be well and truly cooked! Cheeky chops.
- At the local Chinese no.241 is Barnsley Chop suet – ideal for deep frying and pastry production.
- Did you think ‘Barnsley Chop’ was a form of vasectomy? If so I am cut to the quick. Barnsley Chops are a snip at your local butchers at £5.55 a pound.
- Are “Barnsley’s at home” is a local euphemism for menstruation. As for bloody chops I am not as sure but check out Doncaster NHS
Barnsley Mutton Chop Whiskers
You Know You are from Barnsley when:-
- The fast food shop sells a Barnsley Chop chop chop
- Snap is something you eat.
- You know that a bag of spice is something kids eat.
- You judge a cafe by its black pudding, chops and gravy.
- You consider having warm chips and chops as your birthright.
- You call drinking water “Dearne Valley Pop” but have Barnsley Bitter with chops.
- Your ‘five a day’ means Lyons Cakes after chops.
- You visit another town and they “claim” to have Barnsley Chops – but you know better.
- Your side burns are shaped like chops
- You’ve been busting your chops writing this post.
More Chops – no chips on chin or whiskers on the stiff upper lip
