Knot a Knott or Not

This post is ‘not’ yet well read. So if I say ‘get knotted’ I am expressing contemptuous rejection not suggesting you should get married.
Knott a garden

Knot garden creating a series of small rooms by using a low hedge.

Knotted wrack.

Knotted wrack, Ascophyllum nodosum at low tide on the south-east side of Loch Eriboll.
With thanks to shandchem creative commons license on flickr

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Knot hole in a not whole piece of wood.

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A loose knot or a slip knot, not much use for tying up this boat

Seixoeira / knot

A flight of knots not taking to the air also called Seixoeira or calidris canutus.
With thanks to jwerde creative commons license on flickr

 

When not traveling on water speed is not measured in knots but by plane or ship knots count as speed. Sailors used to make their speed measurement with a knotted rope

Knotweed

Knotweed from Japan but now burrowing deep into British soil if give half a chance. Root it out if you can! It is strong enough to break through concrete and not what you want in your garden.

In a branch of mathematics there is Knot theory but not for those with Dyscalculia. See Warwick University Knot theory for more elucidation.
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Arnside Knot

Arnside Knott is the lowest Marilyn, a hill with over 150 m of topographic prominence. A Marilyn is a low knott or hillock, not a Munroe.

Garden Games ‘Get Knotted available from Amazon’

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David Hockney Bradford Born Painter

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David Hockney RA exhibition of 82 Portraits and 1 Still-life can be seen at the Royal Academia from 2 July – 2 October 2016

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This representation of David Hockney’s work reflects many of his interests and insights.
His mother Laura is the central theme as she remained throughout her life.
The photo-collage method was created in the 1980 whist David was touring America and his collages of the Grand Canyon and Zion Canyon, Utah are on display at Salts Mill Saltaire.
These collages challenge conventional ways of looking at art and are just one of the innovations David has brought to the public’s attention. David has been keen to engage with his audiences in colourful and communicative ways.

Mini Biography

  • Born in Bradford on 9th July 1937 of Bradford parents.
  • ‘From an early age David Hockney had a desire to be an artist. At the age of 11 he won a scholarship to Bradford Grammar school. In the
  • first year he purposefully came last in the form so that he would be able to study art – (reserved for non academic boys)
  • At the age of 16, he was able to leave and devote himself to art. He studied at the Bradford School of Art then The Royal College of Art in London.’
  • He was a conscientious objector during national service.
  • His brother Paul Hockney was one time Lord Mayor of Bradford.
  • After London life, post college David moved to New York and then Santa Monica in California where he produced much of his Oeuvre including swimming pool series and paintings of lithe young men.
  • Read more at Biography online

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Current Works

Hockney’s largest painting, ‘Bigger Trees Near Warter’, which measures 15’x40′, was hung in the Royal Academy’s largest gallery in their annual Summer Exhibition 2007. It is currently on display at York Art Gallery until 12 June 2011.
The work is the largest David has produced and “is a monumental-scale view of a coppice in Hockney’s native Yorkshire, between Bridlington and York. It was painted on 50 individual canvases, mostly working in situ, over five weeks last winter.”
In 2008, he donated this work to the Tate Gallery in London, saying: “I thought if I’m going to give something to the Tate I want to give them something really good. It’s going to be here for a while. I don’t want to give things I’m not too proud of…I thought this was a good painting because it’s of England…it seems like a good thing to do” The Times

Other Hockney Bits

Hockney’s Garrow Hill is a depiction of the rolling Yorkshire Moors, streams and patchwork fields. It will be used at the Chelsea Flowers show by Kate Dundas and Esther Kilner as the inspiration for their garden exhibit.

Art in Yorkshire is a  celebration in 19 galleries throughout Yorkshire of works from the Tate collections.

The Hockney Gallery in Saltaire has many works on display and a large range of products available to purchase. I particularly like the early opera sets on the top floor.

Me Draw on i-pad was an exhibition in Humblebaek Denmark until 28 August 2011


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Sources

Biography on line
Picture from memaporg on flickr under creative commons license Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic
David Hockney official web site with current projects

Hockney Rebel

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On Top of Ilkley

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During the hot spell of April 2011 Ilkley was been a top spot to walk and sunbathe. Following the wet winter 5 year later the moor is very squelchy but still a place for a good top notch walk.

To get on top of Ilkley you need to be prepared for a bit of a climb. The town is at river level as you would expect with the River Wharfe running just below the church and main street.

Places on Top of Ilkley

  • The cow and calf rocks are the view point from which this photo was taken.
  • The views from White Wells, Gill Head or Keighley Road also require a mountain goat walk. It is well worth the effort!
  • The Tarn is a more accessible view point.
  • Further along the moor edge you can’t beat Addingham Moorside for valley views.
  • On the Northern bank of the Wharfe is Langbar and Beamsley beacon.
  • Parts of Middleton Wood look down on Ilkley (like the Middleton residents).

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Looking down on White Wells and Ilkley from Gill Head. The Twelve Apostles stone circle is just over the brow after walking from Dick Hudsons the pub that should be called the Fleece.

The houses you can see on Parish Ghyll Drive are on the 17th most expensive street in Yorkshire with the average home costing £573,000 according to research by Lloyds TSB in January. The top ranked street in Yorkshire, on top of Ilkley, is Bracken Park, Scarcroft, in Leeds, where the average home costs £871,000.
It struck me as a nice end of day shot to round off a walk on top of Ilkley Moor.

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Conviviality at Rhythm and Booze Your Offie

 

Rhythm and Booze born in Barnsley  ‘and one of Yorkshire’s finest Offies.’

Walking into a Rhythm and Booze off-licence was like walking into a cosy, but extremely well organised Aladdin’s Cave. I am partial to an occasional tipple and their wine selection is wide and good value. I was put on to our new local shop by members of the bowls club who are a set of winos (only kidding hic!).

Encouraged by the initial success of the Armthorpe branch in Barnsley they  opened in Doncaster, Wakefield, Otley, Sheffield, Ripon, Hull and recently in Garforth. Lots of Yorkshire off licenses in other words.

The sale  of a batch of 26 Rhythm & Booze stores  signaled the end of the road for the chain founded by the Swaine family in 1993. Just two years after Bibby – which also owns Costcutter – paid £3.8 million for the 68 shops and rebranded the Bargain Booze, it has said that the chain is not part of its long-term plans. Conviviality Retail bought the 26 stores and plans to convert them into Bargain Booze or Wine Rack stores.

It must refresh the parts other offies can’t reach because Conviviality is buying Bibendum the wine wholesaler.

Help Protect Your ‘Offie’.

  • Patronise Rhythm and Booze not sterile Tesco, Co-op or similar supermarkets.
  • Shop at your local off license or it may have to close down.
  • Times are always tough for smaller players in a competitive field and they need your trade.
  • Drink Canada Dry or at least drink your Offie dry.

It strikes me that many retailers are breaching the trades description act.

  • Boots do not sell boots, Body Shop stocks no bodies and Selfridges don’t.
  • Mountain Warehouse isn’t a big warehouse, Millets is for the birds, Burtons have gone for one.
  • You don’t go to Currys for a Curry
  • B&Q only have Q’s no Bees
  • I can’t see the French Connection to Iceland when they are both in Yorkshire
  • Superdrugs are Majestically available in Oddbins but will your Mothercare
  • Top Shop is at the bottom of the high street, (enough this is getting silly ed) .
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JWM Turner in Yorkshire

It is said that ‘The beauty of Yorkshire’s landscape moved the great British painter JMW Turner to tears’. No surprise there then for Yorkshire folk who are lucky enough to live and travel in the county.

Book Cover“Turner loved Yorkshire and visited around 70 places across the county, sketching and painting – a great example of  dramatic and inspiring Yorkshire’s landscapes”  Garry Verity Welcome to Yorkshire.

Considering just one location we can see JWM Turners abiding interest in Yorkshire. Hackfall Woods was famous as one of the finest and largest wild gardens in Britain where Turner’s many sketches resulted in two finished watercolours. Today it is much-loved hidden gem. In the car park, you could see a copy of Turner’s painting displayed alongside that of local artist, Ian Scott Massie who was commissioned to capture the same landscape three centuries later. More of Turner’s work is on display in the nearby Masham Gallery.

Book Cover Turner has been the inspiration of numerous artists. His  large body of work is a resource for both authors and painters much of which is controlled by the Tate Gallery. Jane Sellers talks of the painter William Cowen, who she tells us, “was born in Rotherham and became a drawing teacher in Sheffield.”

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Menston St John’s Churchyard Garden Walk

I have shown pictures of St John’s Churchyard in previous posts but the 2016 walk yesterday showed how far the area had ‘come on’.
A scent trail was marked out with comic noses near the ‘smelly’ plants to would attract children. Allium triquetrum, Ginger Mint, Artemisia abrotanum. Choisia ternata, Lavender and Rosemary.

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Unfortunately the inclement weather encouraged the goodly number of kids to spend most of their time in the church looking for the 18 Mouseman of Kilburn carved mice. These elephant ears must have pricked up with all those mice around – Berginias were in fine floral colour.

A variety of trees including some planted in memory of loved ones include Beech, Hawthorn, Crab Apple, Cherry, Laburnum and Holly with a row of sycamores along the boundary. The canopy has been lifted by careful tree surgery to aid the super display of plants and the making of a  ‘Fairy path’.may day 16 003The Fairy path under the tree canopy.

The 2011 Garden Tour
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Red, white and blue flowers and several shades in between were on display.

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The weather remained fine. This partially rewarded all the hard work that had gone into improving the churchyard garden and getting ready to open to the public.

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This clump of Bluebells had more flower than leaf.

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Visitors viewing the garden and buying from the plant stall.

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A view of the former dumping ground now transformed with Helebores, Primroses and various grasses.

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This Camissia is showing off it’s flowers amongst the grass.

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Candelabra Primroses like the damp soil at the foot of the large new bed built on the former builders rubble.
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The Churchyard earlier in 2011.

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Brown Muff’s VC

BROWN MUFF & Co

 

Brown Muff was a department store in Bradford where my father worked after Busby’s closed.

Brown and Muff’s could trace its history back to 1814 when a clothes shop was set up in Market Street, Bradford, by Elizabeth Brown. Her son married Betsy Muff and the name changed to Brown Muff although some called it the Harrods of the north.
The firm acquired new premises which still stand today, and started selling carpets,  bedding and furnishing, and other household goods. Additional shops,  in Skipton and Bingley where opened in 1963. Good advertising and promotion was of great value to Brown Muff and Co with window displays that were always worth stopping to look at. I remember an advertisement case  in the train station at Forster Square.

Brown, Muff & Co was taken over by Rackhams in 1978 and closed in 1995.

Military Service

Five members of the family were decorated during the world wars but one Victoria Cross stands out.

Thomas Harold Broadbent Maufe was awarded the Victoria Cross. The VC is the highest and most prestigious award for gallantry in the face of the enemy that can be given to British and Commonwealth forces.

He was 19 years old, and a second lieutenant in the 124th Siege Battery, Royal Garrison Artillery during the First World War.

‘On 4 June 1917 at Feuchy, France, Second Lieutenant Maufe, on his own initiative and under intense artillery fire repaired, unaided, the telephone wire between the forward and rear positions, thereby enabling his battery to open fire on the enemy. He also saved what could have been a disastrous occurrence by extinguishing a fire in an advanced ammunition dump caused by a heavy explosion, regardless of the risk he ran from the effects of gas shells in the dump.’

By the end of the war he had achieved the rank of major, one of the youngest to hold that rank. After the war Maufe completed his interrupted education at Clare College, Cambridge and the Royal School of Mines.

Maufe served in the Home Guard as a volunteer during World War II in 28th West Riding (Otley) Bn. He was killed in an accident with a misfiring trench mortar during training at the age of 43 on 28 March 1942 near Ilkley.
He is buried in Ilkley Cemetery.’

Morph to Muff from Maufe

As the business and family prospered they left Bradford for the more upmarket Ilkley and changed their name to Maufe. This action inspired the local satirical ditty:
“In Bradford ’tis good enoof
To be known as Mrs Muff
But in Ilkley by the river Wharfe
‘Tis better to be known as Mrs Maufe!”

The business remained as Brown and Muff’s.

Sources
Bradford Timeline
Wikipedia

Citation:

For most conspicuous bravery and initiative on June 4th 1917.  Under intense artillery fire, this officer on his own initiative repaired, unaided, the telephone line between the forward and rear positions, thereby enabling his battery to open fire immediately on the enemy.  2nd Lieutenant Maufe further saved what might have proved a most disastrous occurrence by extinguishing a fire in an advanced ammunition dump, caused by a heavy explosion, regardless of the risk he ran from the effects of gas shells which he knew were in the dump.  By his great promptitude, resource and entire disregard of his own safety, he set an exceptionally fine example to all ranks.


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Tha’s Barns In the Dales

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No not that sort of barn -‘Tha’s bahn’ to catch thy deeath o’ cowd’

 

Steam Thirsk

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No not that sort of Streak the Ray Stevens sort
‘….. Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He’s gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique…’

 

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No not that Sheffield football team – well OK then we will leave it at that!

 

Photo of Swaledale Barn, Gunnerside, Yorkshire Dales by freefotouk CC BY-NC 2.0

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Boroughbridge & The Great North Road

 

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The Great North Road has been in use for centuries. Romans used it when they set up in nearby Aldeborough, ,  Highway robbers sought out travellers between Scvotland and London and motorists have driven many a mile on its tarmacked surface.

In Yorkshire it runs from Rossington, Doncaster via Tadcaster and through Boroughbridge until it reaches  Darlington and beyond.  According to becausethey are there.com ‘The Great North Road split at Boroughbridge, above York, the easterly branch taking the direct route to Northallerton, Darlington, Durham, Newcastle and the Scottish border. The westerly branch followed the Roman road of Dere Street to link up with the trans-Pennine Roman road to Carlisle (now the A66) at Scotch Corner, before veering back through Barton to rejoin the easterly route on the outskirts of Darlington’.

Bridge Over the Ure

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Best Punning Yorkshire Shops

Air on a G spot
If you want to play guitar in the Aire valley then call in to this shop at Greengates just up the road from the river itself.
However, if like me you have settled for the Air Guitar then I can sell you one for around £25.

Looking for a fireplace?

Go to Blazes

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