Yorkshire Grace and Favour

Yorkshires new archbishop Stephen Cottrell and  his grace’s

God bless us all, an’ mak us able
Ta eyt all t’ stuff ‘at’s on this table…

We thank the Lord for what we’ve getten:
But if mooare ‘ad been cutten
Ther’d mooare ‘a’ been etten…

American solders billeted at Catterick during WWII reputedly used the following bible belter:

Lord, we know without a doubt
you’ll bless this food
as we pig out.

Here’s to thee proud Yorkshire wish a hapeth of potato and a penerth of fish available from Fry Tucks and other spoofy chippies.

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